Unlikely Trio

John Gosselin hanging out without Chris Bosh and Shaq.

Shaq: So John, I didn’t know that you were a big basketball fan……..
Bosh: Yea, thought you were more of a baseball fan…….So we’re a bit surprised that when your network gave you the chance to hang out with any two professional athletes, you picked us.
Gosselin: Guys, are you kidding?!………Everyone knows basketball players get the most babes!Shaq: Ha ha!
Bosh: So what’s up with your show now?
Gosselin: Oh we are back on the air…..Me and Kate take turns with our 8 kids…….Whoa, look at that hot blonde that just walked in!!
Bosh: Aren’t you engaged with that new girl now?
Gosselin: Dudes, that’s complicated……………….. But as I see it, I’m still a free agent so gotta keep the options open and play the field!!
Shaq: Ha ha, you’re a funny cat!
Gosselin: Guys wait here I’m going to talk to blondie over there.
Bosh: Wow, that guy’s got a bit of game.
Shaq: Yea looks like he’s getting a number……
Bosh: Yo Shaq, lemme ask you something…….. You want to be in my next You Tube Video?Shaq: Guy, didn’t you play a used car salesman in one of your videos?
Bosh: Yea so?
Shaq: No offence, but I really don’t want to be no corny characters.
Bosh: But wait…….Didn’t you play a Genie in Kazzaam?
Shaq: Eh……Ah…….Well, that was a long time ago……..Besides I’m a big reality TV star now.
Bosh: So Shaq, you’re saying no?
Shaq: Pretty much.
Bosh: Wow, I could’ve asked Lebron or Dwade but I thought as a truce, I’d be nice and ask you but it’s obvious you don’t appreciate this opportunity.
Shaq: What opportunity?.......Look Chris, don’t get bent out of shape, I have this big reality series starting up this summer, so I just don’t have time…….
Bosh: This reality series sounds more like it’s going to be a reality flop if you ask me!
Shaq: Man, don’t make me bust out the RuPaul jokes on you again!!
Bosh: Oh yea, then bring it on, you 7 foot Genie!!
Gosselin: Dudes, dudes, I got that hot blondes’ phone number - Taking her out on a date this weekend!!……Hey, have you guys been arguing or something?
Bosh: Nah……We just had a bit of a misunderstanding that’s all.
Gosselin: Guys you should hang out with me and my best friend Michael Lohan sometimes. That dude is like my hero…….He’s as cool as Hugh Hefner, if not moreso.
Shaq: Why is that?
Gosselin: That guy gets all the hottest babes!....... Plus, he has been to jail…… So that would definitely make him cooler than Hefner!!
Bosh: Who’s Michael Lohan??
Gosselin: Can’t believe you don’t know who Michael Lohan is Chris!
Shaq: That’s Lindsay Lohan’s Dad……..Both me and her got Punked on the same episode……..Michael was able to beat the crap out of Ashton before I could.
Bosh: Ha ha. Yea, I remember seeing that episode on YouTube.
Gosselin: That’s pretty funny…..Wow, look at that hottie over there at the bar!!
Shaq: Whoa, hold on one second there, she’s my cousin.
Gosselin: Her body is smoking hot!! And look at her…
Shaq: Please don’t talk about anyone in my family like that!!
Gosselin: Because she’s you’re cousin maybe you can introduce us, Shaq?
Shaq: Did you hear what I just said, don’t talk about any of my family members like that!!Gosselin: Hey, maybe she is a fan of my show! I got to go talk to her!
Shaq: I’m warning you if you go over there…….
Gosselin: I’ll be right back guys.
Shaq: Oh no you don’t

BAM BAM !! POW!!

Bosh: Whoa Shaq!! You just knocked out Jon Gosselin!!
Shaq: Octo-Dad had it coming to him!
Bosh: Ha ha Octo-Dad........Shaq you come up with the best nicknames..........So what do you want to do until Octo-Dad regains consciousness?
Shaq: Let's talk some more sh%t about Kobe.
Bosh: Ha ha….. Alright then, you can start first.

Lebron, Shaq and Bosh

A few of you may remember that Shaq and Bosh had an exchange of words after a game in Phoenix last year. Well, let's see what happens when Shaq and Bosh have an unexpected conversation courtesy of Lebron James:

Shaq: Yo Lebron, how’s it going?
LBJ: Shaq what up?
Shaq: So how did you let that kid dunk on you?
LBJ: Please Shaq, never ever bring that up again ha ha…………..Hey heard about your new reality TV show how’s that coming along?
Shaq: Great!............ Gonna be playing tennis against Serena in a couple weeks?
LBJ: That hardly seems fair?
Shaq: Oh no, she’s going to have to play on one foot, blind-folded, with a badminton raquet and give me a 5-0 lead in each set.
LBJ: Ha ha, then maybe you might just have a chance!
Shaq: And if I still lose, I'm gonna storm off the court and not shake hands with her.....
LBJ: Come on now Shaq, why you gotta be taking jabs like that......
Shaq: You know I'm just messing bro......Yo get this, I also have a challenge against Micheal Phelps coming up as well!
LBJ: Yea, isn’t he the dude that won 8 Golds at the recent Olympics?
Shaq: Yea
LBJ: How are you suppose to compete against that?
Shaq: Easy……………… Phelps is going to have a 10 pound achor tied to both the left and right foot……………And each arm as well……….And to make it just a bit difficult on him, we’re going to put a few different species of non poisonous snakes over on his side of the pool
LBJ: Whoa, that sounds dangerous!
Shaq: Not to worry, I’m gonna be alright…… I will be racing from the shallow 3 feet training pool……..You think I should ask to have a head start?
LBJ: Ya, why not?
Shaq: That’s not the best part if I beat him, I win one of his Olympic medals off him!
LBJ: Sounds like this should be on Pay Per View…….Oh hold on, incoming call…….
Bosh: Yo Lebron, I forgot to ask you……
Shaq: Well, well, if it isn’t the RuPaul of NBA Big Men!!
LBJ: Oh Sh%t, I hit conference by accident.
Bosh: ah eh…….eh……..ha……ha. How’s it going Shaq!
Shaq: Good buddy!……Hey hope you’re not still mad about that comment. You know I was just messing right?
Bosh: Yea man that’s water under the bridge……..So you’re moving from Phoenix to Cleveland………
Shaq: Yea dude, once Lebron talks to the GM about getting me a 2 year extension, me and Lebron are going to win multiple championships over there in Cleveland
Bosh: Ah………right.
Shaq: What’s that suppose to mean?
LBJ: So Chris, what did you forget to ask?
Shaq: Nah nah nah, I want to know what he meant by that?
Bosh: Nothing man, you’re reading way too much into nothing.
Shaq: I got Kobe a bunch of rings and got Wade one………………....Now it’s time to get Lebron a few!
Bosh: Alright man good luck.
Shaq: Man, I wasn’t born yesterday, I hear the sarcasism in your voice!.................You think I’m old and washed up don’t you?
Bosh: Well…….
Shaq: Last year, I dropped 45 points on your team…….This year, I’m gonna try to hit 50!
Bosh: You’re days of scoring 50 are long gone Shaq!
Shaq: Oh look at RuPaul talking smack!!
Bosh: I told you man that’s not funny!
LBJ: Guys, guys, just chill……………It’s the offseason, just relax a bit…………Why don’t we discuss a topic where we won’t be fighting against each other?
Shaq: Alright, alright……………Bosh Truce?
Bosh: Yea man, truce.
Shaq: So……………… You guys wanna talk sh%t about Kobe?
LBJ: Yea sure! Ha ha. Now you're talking Shaq!

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